Everyones heard all those "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes hundreds of times right?
But do we ever hear other chicken jokes? Ones that are actually funny? Nope and thats why i decided to make this page and dedicate to all those chicken jokes that people never get to hear, but ill also be putting other various amusing things i collect on my vast travels of this wonderous thing called the internet.
One of the jokes that inspired me to make this page....
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and snorts, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT question!"
It doesnt take a rocket scientist.....Or does it?
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel,
crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo: First defrost the chicken!!